DEREK THE CARPATHIAN
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I, Derek, the scourge of Provo, the sorrow of BYUtv, command you. On a mountain of budgets on the 3rd floor of pain, I sat on a throne of blood and unsigned PID's. What was will be, what is will be broadcast in HD. Now is the season of evil and reruns of Living Essentials. Find me an SSA that I might live again.