DEREK THE CARPATHIAN

I, Derek, the scourge of Provo, the sorrow of BYUtv, command you. On a mountain of budgets on the 3rd floor of pain, I sat on a throne of blood and unsigned PID's. What was will be, what is will be broadcast in HD. Now is the season of evil and reruns of Living Essentials. Find me an SSA that I might live again.

Ute Alumnus Caught trying to Piggy-back to the 3rd Floor. Alana Tilley Releases Henchman.

Utah fan Anderson Cooper and his crew were attacked Wednesday by an angry mob of henchman deployed from the 3rd floor as chaos ensued when there were no plastic silverwares to be found in the break area. "Cooper said he was punched 10 times in the head as a Darth Tilley mob surrounded him and his crew trying to find something to eat with," BYUTV producer Billy Ocean tweeted.
The network reported that even though henchmen "pushed and shoved the BYUtv crew" in the lobby, no one was seriously hurt.

Thousands of SSAs Protest in South Provo Calling for Change. More Polos and Filtered Water at Bottom of list.

For decades, the SSAs have seemed exceptions to the laws of politics and human nature. While liberty expanded in many parts of the private public television, these contracted fools were left behind, their "freedom deficit" signaling the political underdevelopment that accompanied many other economic and social maladies not to mention shoddy parking.

Scott Hill to demo new bow flex work out for BYU Football and loving it.

"About a year ago my weight was 235-240 and I felt bad all the time. My doctor told me I needed to start exercising. I bought the Revolution, but never had the discipline to use it were the famous last words of BYUTV producer Scott Hill. Then he met bow flex. Now with a strict regimen of vitamin C and St. John's wort Scott is ready to tackle any live feed multi-camera sporting event. Read more.

BYUTV to release new SSA album. Tupac and Biggie to make appearance from beyond.


Lil Wayne crowned himself the greatest rapper alive on his 2005 album Pimpin ain't Eazy and then proceeded to back up that claim with a remarkable creative hot streak, producing a career’s worth of great mix tapes and guest spots over the next few years only to have his contract revoked by BYUTV.

Kendall Wilcox resigns over refusal of antique furniture. Says I'll take my vintage armoire elsewhere.

I just found I really couldn't make a supposition. Part adventure, part history lesson, and part treasure hunt, eight-time Emmy® Award-nominated ANTIQUES ROADSHOW marks its 15th season in 2010 with the hiring of Kendall Wilcox. PBS's highest-rated series, ROADSHOW is seen by almost 10 million viewers each week and now will include a subtle twist of family history. Veteran television personality Kendall Wilcox serves as series host. In each hour-long ROADSHOW episode, specialists from the country's leading auction houses—Bonhams and Butterfields, Christie's, Doyle New York, Skinner and Sotheby's— and independent dealers from across the nation offer free appraisals of antiques and collectibles off the cuff and unscripted. ANTIQUES ROADSHOW cameras capture tales of family heirlooms, yard sale bargains and long-lost items salvaged from attics and basements, while experts reveal the fascinating truths about these finds. No matter what it is, I'm just sayin'.

Fredette Bested by Alana Tilley at Wii Bowling. Jimmer Furious.

Every Wii™ console comes packed with great content like Wii Sports, Wii Sports Resort and the ability to create Mii characters, so you can start enjoying the Wii console's active play in no time. All Wii consoles can also connect to the Internet* - connect yours and discover a world of online entertainment, but watch out for Alana Tilley and be sure to shave your beard! Death to the beards!!!!!$*

Jimmer Fredette on PTI Jimmers Derek Marquis and Ed McMahon

Watch now!

The chant started up with about a minute left in the game, gathering timbre as the entire Marriott Center crowd took it up: "You got Jimmered!"
A few minutes later, after No. 9 BYU had sealed a hard-fought 71-58 win over No. 4 San Diego State, knocking the Aztecs from the ranks of the undefeated, the frenzy intensified. Swarms of white-clad students rushed the floor. The crush of people and cameras trying to get close to BYU senior JImmer Fredette was so suffocating that officials hustled Fredette to a place behind press row so he could enjoy the mayhem from a safe remove. Suddenly, a police officer appeared at his side.

BYU to leave Mountain West for Vatican

In a speech to the Vatican tribunal that decides annulments, Pope Benedict XVI told priests to do a better job at screening who they let tie the knot and to spend more time counseling couples away from splitting.
In a message some observers thinks was directed at the U.S., where the divorce rate continues to rise, he said better pre-marriage counseling and time spent with husband and wives to be could help weed out who might not be ready for a trip down the aisle.
And if priests don't think a couple should tie the knot, there's no reason that church officials have to allow it, the Pope added.
"No one can make a claim to the right to a nuptial ceremony," he said.
In 2006, the United States had more annulment cases than the rest of the world combined.
"The church and society at large place too much importance on the good of marriage and the family founded on it to not make a profound commitment to it pastorally," he said.

Anderson Cooper to host BYU True Blue

World renowned journalist Anderson Cooper will bring his signature stair and talent to True Blue in an upcoming episode where he plans to interview Bart Chidester and find out the truth about render quotas. Do they really need to be deleted or is the Xsan secretly still in operation. He's keeping them honest.

New BYU Broadcasting HD Truck Featured on Hit Show Trick My Truck

Google alert: The BYU Broadcasting HD truck is receiving a much needed face lift from the hit series Trick My Truck on CMT airing this fall on Thursday nights at 5PM.

New Welcome Page

Pierce Morgan is saving family dinner time with the Food Nanny

Welcome to the Non-BYUTV Employee blog where you can find all the information that you didn't care to know about the inner workings of the company that we do not work for in anyway whatsoever. Keep in touch for exciting updates including all the details about the latest things that aren't happening at staff meeting, the new building, and an insider peek at who got a round-house kick to the face. Can you guess who dished it out. Only one hint can help you. When the eyes of the ranger are upon you, everything you do he's gonna see...

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